Welcome to Punday Monday!
Prize Update!
In addition to a full upvote on each account that makes a pun on the week’s topic, I provide 1 HSBI to the winner.
AND
We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 5HBD from them!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is make-up.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 5 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@cmplxty! Congrats! Thanks for appealing to my distaste for bosses.
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Make-up
As in,
One good thing about covid protocols is that everyone’s eyes really POP. This will be known as the mask-era.
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I saw some behind-the-scenes PETA undercover video of how they test products on animals. Sad really, things you just can't make-up
When I was a little boy, I used to sneak into mommy's bathroom and try on her lipstick and eye shadow.
One day after school, my father came home early and caught me decked out-looking fabulous I might add.
He wouldn't talk or look at me for weeks, but he would eventually agree to make up.
Lol
Cheap drugstore makeup brands were her guilty pleasure. She tried not to be embarrassed about it but they were surprisingly good at making her blush.
Hahah that's awesome, glad you dislike bosses as well!
For this week let's go with...
With all this crazy on no gender stuff, you have to wonder if it's all driven by companies like [gender] Neutr(al)ogena or what! Seems like a relevant marketing scheme..
My girlfriend and I went whale watching last May.
I don't know what it was but she looked so beautiful out there on the boat with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the sun highlighting her features.
Maybe she's born with it or maybe it's May baleen.
Missed my final for beauty school, because I wouldn't wear a mascara. Fortunately there's a makeup exam. I hope it goes well, I can't afford to lose my scholarship from the Neutral Foundation. I try to study, but I can't stop dreaming of joining the mile high club on some skeyeliner.
Bet ya wish you could make my lips stick now!
It's difficult to apply makeup around my mouth, because my lips tick.
I had no eye.dea these Puntests still exist. She felt her eye shadows leaning on a pan Of cake and her lip full of stick. I don't know if it's true or a makeup story.
Wanna earn money while doing something creative and having fun?
Then be Lakme and join Hive!
I'd make a pun about make up but I don't have the foundation.
I used to be a very be shy actor, but the hardest part was the time spent in the makeup department. Wearing makeup always made me blush.
Congratulations @cmplxty, your 5 HBD prize has been sent to your account.
That's awesome, thank you! Sorry for the delay, I kept meaning to get back to it. I appreciate it!
I ruined my makeup when I ate all the cake up. I'm terrible at puns.
Lol! I can help guide you through the process, if you'd like!
My wife wanted to talk about my make-up use, but I brushed it off.
A construction crew was short a few hands so asked a passer by if they can lend a hand with painting a wall. "Sure, replied the stranger but I'm a makeup artist not a painter but do not worry as I can contour any job put in front of me".
If you have the head of a cow over at barbecue and eat the whole thing, you're sure to have a lip-steak.