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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Presidents.
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Presidents
As in:
Why does Barbara Bush have to amble like a pigeon?
Her Bert Walker
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You might not want to believe somebody so dumb could be given the job but there always has to be a precedent.
Vladimir is Russian to Putin the Soviet Union back together promising that if you support him he will give Ukraines and all kinds of rewards, while the U.S are Biden their time. At the same time, Germany are missing a Merkel to stop Vladimir. Every woman in China said that Xi supports Vladimir in his efforts.
Credit to @worldstories for giving me the idea.
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I just realized I used the same Biden pun you had.
Some would say it was a Crimea to invade Ukraine
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Everyone knows that's all presidents are related-but did you know that they all share the same alma mater as well?... The electoral college!
Did you know that under president Biden, the US has increased it's production of steel exports by 27%? It was a little known part of the build back bestest package that the media hasn't mentioned too much. Apparently, this policy was adopted because the last president wanted to stop the steel.
Some are honest and true, of the people they are always thinkin'. For example, Abraham Lincoln.
But sadly, others are not so first rate. They will lie, cheat, and steal. Remember Watergate?
But good or bad, they all should be treated respectably. Not one of them ever started World War Three!
The president isn't sure what to do with Putin he's just Biden his time
The Martians sent their premier to do battle with Earth's leader for the fate of the planet. They searched high and low but there just wasn’t a precedent[president] for that.
It will be exciting to make Punday about Putin especially that has conflict between Russia and Ukraine 👍
When the president travels abroad, he gets to stay in the nicest hotels, and they even leave fancy candies on the bed for him...he sure loves those presidential sweets!
When FDR was away from the White house on his farm, he would sign all his presidential papers in the chicken coop.
That was his Ova Office.
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