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RE: The Comedy Rumble-My life as a uniform lady.

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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Orezimena!!! Where do I even start from sef?

Okay, first thing first, I've always admired you in uniform. You are always looking attractive and your smile alone would make someone want to drop their vehicle particulars πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You sha collected bread and pure water... Let's just not call it bribe sha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Smirnoff Ice dealt with you? I am really thankful to the guy that didn't take advantage of that. Ah. I can't stop laughing. Mine is better o, na bush I enter, I no beg for love making πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

I want to try Smirnoff ice, I want to see something. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£. Let's try it together... I can come to your location or you come to Lagos πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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I didn't collect bread and pure water. I needed to taste the bread and pure water they were about to supply to the citizens. It is my duty to make sure the citizens are well and safe.😜

Smirnoff ice dealt with me my darling. I also thank God he didn't take advantage of me cos the way he described it eh if I should write it exactly how it happened, church will dismiss πŸ˜„πŸ˜„.

Now Smirnoff ice no longer deals with me o. My brain has adjusted so I'm very game. I'll send my coordinates so you locate me asap. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

You tasted the bread and pure water yet you took them home πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Hahahaha Church dismissal straight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

I need to find something stronger for you then since Smirnoff Ice won't do it again πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ·πŸΉπŸΉπŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸΈπŸΎπŸΎπŸ·πŸ·πŸΉπŸΉπŸΎ na mixture go fit you πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

Omo if you give me mixture na flat out straight πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ I won't survive it. I have never tasted spirit. What do you think?

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ I guess I've found my weapon for you then. I know what to mix for you... Don't worry, you are safe, even if you beg me for...Erm..you know... I would be a gentleman πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒπŸ·πŸ·πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸΉπŸΉπŸ€ΈπŸΉπŸ€ΈπŸŽŠπŸ’ƒπŸŽŠπŸ‘πŸŽŠπŸ™ŒπŸΉπŸΉπŸ€ΈπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‹πŸ€·πŸ’•πŸ’•β£οΈπŸ™ˆβ€οΈπŸ™ˆβ€οΈπŸ™ˆπŸ’‹πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ€ΈπŸ€ΈπŸ₯°πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ€πŸ€£πŸ€—πŸ•ΊπŸ₯ƒπŸ•ΊπŸ·πŸ€πŸ·