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 4 months ago (edited) 

I never felt anything for a politician for any amount of time. Does that make me hopeless? They get excited about someone they've never met. No matter how hard I try, I can't care. Can't even pretend to. And I'm the best pretender I know!

Not feeling anything for politicians doesn't make you hopeless, they only might make you feel good, and even then only for a moment. I've found that Hope can be a lot like that. So can hope.

 4 months ago (edited) 

I just saw your other handle cover Eve 6. If this sentence wasn't here and someone stopped by and all they saw was I just saw your other handle cover Eve 6 do you think they'd think it's English?

I meant to comment on the Macho Man make-up. Doesn't look like your first time wearing it. And I'm still here so, fuck it, you're getting a story.

I just woke up.

The end.

Not really, just seeing if you're awake.

So, anyway, I just woke up from one of those didn't mean to fall asleep sleeps so now I'm woke. Apparently I was out for two hours. One of those outs where when you wake up, you don't know where you are for about a minute, know what I mean?

I heard kids carrying things downstairs, their voices weren't quite drivers license age yet so I'm guessing 14-15. Their feet crashing on the steps is what woke me up.

Whatever they're carrying must be heavy.

But I don't remember asking anyone to move anything. That, and we don't have steps!

I got up. Up-up. More up than I was that first minute I was talking about. I was right, I didn't hire anyone to move anything.

They're partying across the street I guess, kids / pool et cetera. Those weren't steps, must've been fireworks. You know, cuz July 4 and all that.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm awake now.

Shit, me too! Awake that is. More or less. Apparently, I finally caught some attention with my shenanigans, and I've been trying to catch up on replies for...

HOLY Shit... it's been almost TWO HOURS!?!?

For almost two hours now, I've been scrolling, replying, voting, replying...

Apparently, those crypto nerds over at Leo... something... they have a bit of a name crisis...
anyway
...they have some comedians too. Or, jokesters at least, I'm not sure yet. But it feels a bit like... momentum.

 4 months ago  

Heard the one about the two dudes awake at 11:30 on a Saturday night with illuminated screens and a buncha words that can be edited?

I don't think so, but it's giving me a weird sense of deja vu.

I finally got about 15 seconds of video recorded. I was going to grab the tripods out of the truck and record some more tonight, but apparently, nobody on Hive has a Saturday night social life. My 5 replies have turned into actual conversations. I haven't even had time to get drunk.

 4 months ago  

It's an old joke.

You've probably heard it.

I don't wanna bore you to death.

Buncha punchlines though.

I like when they do that.

Video, funny. We've been doing whatever this is for so long I forgot how it started.