Well, la-di-da, Mr. Fancy Words ain't never had ta pop a squat on a turlet before! I reckon we'll just have ta put buh-days all over Dixie so's Mr. Europoopin' can have a familiar place to plant his ass!
But seriously folks, thanks for bringing this to the Comedy Open Mic community! I always miss you while you're away, and I always want more when you post! Glad you two are having some laughs!
Tough to stay in character when the comment's kind and humbling. Thanks man. My pleasure.
Happy New Year. Happy everything else you celebrate too.
I reckon ya'all know a thinger'two bout poppin y'know what's in the watchamacallit.
We gots lots'er extry esses and arrs in our lingo 'round'ere.
I shit you not, I've met a person who pronounced 'outhouse' as 'art-harse'.
Prolly 'cause so many folks come 'ere from Jersey or the Caroliners.
Art-harse makes it sound like somewhere you wouldn't wanna go there without a paint brush.
Yeah, Jersey can keep their gold chains and hair gel and spray tans the hell outta Iowa or Delaware or whatever the hell state you're in.