the hope is that something will click in my brain and rather than having another stroke, I will get some cool superpower.
Your humor, though dry, is still quite intact! Do you chuckle as you write these things? I'm wondering if you feel more alive when you write a joke, because the page comes more alive for me.
There is something you can do, there are lots of things you can do. My first thought was pine needle tea. Look up its benefits and see what you think. It's delicious too, with your sweetener of choice. Besides being credited with improving brain function and mental clarity, it has shikimic acid in it, and is being touted among the vaccine injury community as a possible therapy for blood clots.
I'm glad you're home.
Occasionally. Less so these days :) I have always valued wit and humor and I have generally had a pretty dark approach personally, which isn't always everyone's cup of tea. But, better to have some humor than none at all.
I have never heard of pin needle tea before - will check it out. They do a birch sap drink here which is pretty good though :)