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I prefer you to do it in briefs.

Get the tighty whities one and dance. Just like in Boogie Nights.

Tighty whities are no good. They show skid marks.

Put the skid mark on the inside for the picture. Damn.

I understand turning it inside out to save on laundry but think of the photos.

You some smart!

Experienced.

Experienced equals smarts.

Obviously we need to get you a good director.

YES. Do you know one?