WASA WASA WASA WASUUUUUP BITCONNEEEECT....I mean Hive... Have I got some investment opportunities for ya'll today! We all know in the very early days of Bitcoin, the early purchases were for fractions of a penny per btc, but now the grandaddy of blockchain trades for around $35k per coin! GAINZ!
The first people to mine, and purchase bitcoin made out like bandits. Conclusion? Buy a crypto asset early, and you will get rich. Most of us weren't lucky enough to learn about btc, and understand it's potential back into 2010, but fortunately the crypto economy of 2021 provides us with dozens of new crypto assets each week in which to invest, that certainly aren't scams. I mean people used to call Bitcoin a scam too ya know?
The past 7 days alone has seen 123 new crypto assets added to CryptoMarketCap.com for us to grab some sweet sweet gainz. Ya know those spicey gainz. Not 5x or 10x, i'm talking those 5000x to the moon gainz! Some new tokens gain market caps in the millions in just seconds after release. It's like the wen lambo gods gave us a Midus touch vending machine. It's called Pancake Swap. Put in pennies, get out Lambos. Some of the stand out tokens of the past 7 days being:
- PornRocket
- CatGirl
- NotSafeMoon
- SafePizza
- PepeMoon
- WillieCoin
- UnSafeMoon
- PuffyDog Coin
- BongWeed Token
There is also 7 new "Inu" tokens, and a total of 13 tokens that reference a dog in someway.
Wow. So many sound investment vehicles to choose. This is just a few of my favs, but I can only pick one today. I made my Pancake Swap account almost a month ago, which makes me a veteran investor in this arena, and my opinion informed.
KimJongMoon
KimJongMoon is the hottest new crypto asset on the swap. But it's more than just a sweet animation. Lets quote the devs of this incredible innovation.
KIMJ’ for-short and for those in the know with this fun and personality-packed deflationary token now available on the Binance Smart Chain. This is no ordinary meme coin. KIMJ brings about laughter – but it also packs a big punch: an NFT marketplace, games, cartoons & merch are incoming! Our Uncle Kim character is about to blast off and take mainstream pop culture by storm, so stay tuned and keep checking back here for more.
Furthermore, we are NOT your average developer team, either; most of our dev wallet has been locked away for safe keeping. Protecting our money, and more importantly, yours. Note: we have a whole team assembled; thus, we left a small percentage of the goods to pay all new team hires who have helped with design and the development of all our exciting projects. Remember, we are here for the long term, so we hope you are too!
You hear that? Not your average meme coin? Not your average developers? Most of there dev wallet is locked away, and you know that's true because they said so on the website.
Now for the technicals. The devs of course wanted to make enough KimJongMoon for everyone to meme. They didn't want anyone to feel left out, so they made sure to mint plenty of coins. A max supply of 1,000,000,000,000,000 tokens will ensure there are enough gainz for us all. But then half were burned? Guess they changed their minds? Idk gainz!
To ensure we all see much gainz, every transaction will be taxed 9%. 5% for marketing and 4% to the devs. Remember they pinky promised to lock their dev wallet so their gonna need some more funds to make up for it. 4% of every transaction ever seems fair. A 9% tax is a healthy attribute for an emerging currency. This ensures that no one ever in a million years, will ever even for a second consider spending KIMJ on goods or services. Only HODLers exist in this relm. Those paper hands trying to sell currency for goods are what's destroying crypto, and wrecking our portfolios. Never fucking selling!!! HODL! We hodl so hard you probably can't ever buy it tbh.
Now here is where they get really innovative. Quoting from the website.
Auto-Liquidity Pool
Automatically generate liquidity towards PancakeSwap’s pool from each transaction. How does that work? A liquidity pool is a collection of funds locked in a smart contract. In exchange for investing in $KIMJ, community members earn trading fees from the trades that happen in their pool, proportional to their shares of the total liquidity.
That sounds real technical, which is how you know it's gonna moon. I just hear GAINZ GAINZ GAINZ!
It's too late to cash in on SafeMoon. Ancient news. But were still the early adopters of KIMJ, and we can ride this girl to the moon! I mean, its gotta be worth at least .01 someday right? That would give it a market cap that's uh...let me get my calculator....oh yes, KIMJ's market cap would be 6x the market cap of all of crypto combined once it reaches .01**. If KIMJ ever reaches $1 it will be worth more than the entire world economy! Talk about gainz!
So what are ya waiting for? get your money out of those inflationary dollars, and into sound money. Money printer go brrr at the US mint, but there is a max supply of only 1 gagillion bazillion KIMJ so we know it's value will increase. Don't miss out out on these gainz!
Maybe if ya'll dig this, I'll come back regularly with some spiciest new investment opportunities on the swap! What do ya think? Ya wanna get rich with me???
Keep It Real
-Daniel
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