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A bit of DARK humor.

That's very close to the comment I left him.

There is a way to cut the two apples in one cut that creates parts that may allow equal amounts of apple to be shared from the two apples between the three of them. 🐸

But that's not funny..

oh no. I might be a serial killer.

serial cereal killer! !LOLZ

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

Credit: reddit
@davedickeyyall, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Oh no. Me no want apple with you then? lol 😆 🐸

Hey at least I'm honest.

I can say this: my killer tendencies are at bay. I promise I haven't killed anyone (yet).

Phew, well that is good to hear!

Seen it before, still funny 😅

My bad influence childhood friend posted it.. funny af

You see the one @themarkymark posted?

Haha oh that DARK, but hey it's funny 🤣

Safe answer:

Couple gets 1
Solo guy 1

You don't even need to touch knife.

leave it to a woman to fuck up the joke...

we know who's getting knifed

😆 🔪 🗡

I am just here to see comments😂

Is this a test on how we think or how we should think?

Yes. 🐸