That the attempts to commit death or violence where some magic space alien government ghosts doing it to trick us all.
I think I should edit the post to add this to the list of evidence.
I say a lot of crazy shit.
No one said I was a reliable narrator.
Of course Qanon zealots at the capital fighting against the Great Satan and liberal pedophiles were amped up to 110% on the day electoral college votes were getting certified.
You know who else knew?
Capitol security.
We need to come up with a longer sequence for full comedic impact tho 😅