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Hire some off duty parttime burger flippers. I bet that's what he does.

I wouldn't be surprised if taskmaster did that but sometimes I wonder if it's just some robot that he programed. He is everywhere on threads.

The more we sit here and bullshit, the closer we'll get to solving this puzzle.

Yea. I am slowly getting closer to the goal and I think task is MIA right now. It's still a few hundred comments off though.

I think he's in Florida, so he probably got arrested.

Lol. I hope he didn't get arrested but it might provide the buffer I need.

Picture him getting tased right now. It's fucking hilarious.