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I understand.

You have a mancave dont you?

Some would call it a fetish chamber... Some would call it a man cave, I suppose

Are you saying your fetish is men?

That is acceptable these days. No need to hide that side of yourself.

bald men with pretty toes, of course

Well you are normal after all. Hard to argue with your logic.

bonus if they're pained hot pink

I understand. It should be the standard.