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When I type "marriage" I get "hell".

when I type "dinner" I get "ass"

Is that because your wife cant cook or are you both just that kinky?

you know we're kinksters, come on lol

So she is a good cook then?

she is actually really good at cooking. except when it's steak. that's all me

Well steak is a man's world...at least we claim it.