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What are you running for office?

Next you will tell us how you are kissing babies and offering handouts to anyone who wants it.

kissing babies isn't my thing. kissing feet on the other hand...

Another one. Very good kind sir.

#nsfw stuff without the tag. Innovation is your specialty.

i'll save the #nsfw tag for the pics

Pics are safe unless you try to lick the screen. That can be toxic.

No need to figure out how I know that.

i would never ask. screen lickers are very private people.

Yeah. It was of an ice cream sundae, I swear.