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kissing babies isn't my thing. kissing feet on the other hand...

Another one. Very good kind sir.

#nsfw stuff without the tag. Innovation is your specialty.

i'll save the #nsfw tag for the pics

Pics are safe unless you try to lick the screen. That can be toxic.

No need to figure out how I know that.

i would never ask. screen lickers are very private people.

Yeah. It was of an ice cream sundae, I swear.