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Cause I dont copy random trending male celebreties? I would be ashamed if I was you.

You would probably be standing in a mirror grinning 90% of the day, don't be silly.

I would be crying 90% of the day and the 10% rest I would spend on buying rope in a video game.

Sounds like that's how it is now for you. Seek Help.

Im gucci, thanks.

You don't need to lie to me, we are friends.

We are? really!? Well, you spooked some of my close friends from the platform... but hey let bygones be bygones. Come here, buddy!

Can I call you Markus?