Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is water!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Water
As in
The actor who played Ned Stark went to the sea. His wife was amazed, because she loved the sea, but he’d always been a landlubber. “O Sean!”
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The ocean and the pond were once in a relationship. However, one day the ocean decided to break up with the pond… because it was too shallow!
A lady once said the same thing about me, I found it DEEPLY concerning.
Tyla’s song water got my fellow Nigerian eyes dripping water cos she won Grammy instead of Davido
Why did the watermelon join the swim team? Because it wanted to make a splash at the next meet.
I am really rooting for that watermelon kid because I heard he comes from a SEEDY neighborhood.
Thanks a lot @improv
For tthis week's prompt;
I SEA(SEE) a lot of people diving into the pool at the new gym. I can't swim but I just wanted to go with the FLOW. We all got free lemonades from the coach after the exercise but he said "it was just a tip of the ICEBERG".
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