avoid the little blighters, lest one of their sticky hands should reach out and touch my person, forcing me to swat it away and possibly incur the wrath of the confounded pest’s doting parent.
This made me laugh!! 🤣🤣
In all seriousness though, in the words of Tommy Tiernan, "The world is fucked!!" Unless we can all collectively wake up and see the wood for the trees.
I guess we're fucked then!