Well, you gotta think about my feelings too yo - I'm their offspring and that was not the best example for a 4 year old lol.
To be fair, the cake was the perfect size and shape for the bag, it obviously just seemed like they were made for each other according to my father's logic 🤣 It it fits...
I just realized that at least two of my worst funniest stories from my childhood involve cake. And yet, the love I have for cake has persevered and won out. Hmmm cake is great.
Option 4? Hmmm maybe when the opportunity 'arises' again, butt we'll see 🦊
I went to a wedding in April last year and the couple had talked up how legit and massive the cake was going to be. I was pretty keyed up and keen for it.
Anyway, I endured the ceremony, pre-dinner drinks and canapes, the entree and main, all of which were spectacular and then...Dessert, which was the wedding cake itself. First was the cutting of the cake nutbaggery and then off it went out the back to get cut....my moment wasn't far away and, whilst there was no (visible) erection, I was rather excited, rest assured.
Anyway, out came the serving people with trays of what I'd been told was going to be a legit cake...and...my piece was so fucken small that I could barely see it. I ate it of course, and it was sensational! Butt, it was miniscule.
The night went downhill from there as I sank into despair and abject small-cake-induced misery.
A few weeks later I spoke to the newlyweds and was asked about the wedding, if I had a good time. I said I did however would have liked a bigger piece of cake. They told me all I had to do was ask.
The moral of the story is steal the fucken cake so you can feast upon it later!
I think your parents must have known this sage gem of wisdom.
Just so you know, this is a true story.
Oh my word - small cake induced misery ... so that's what it's called. No wonder so many people in the back of the wedding ceremony always look so heartbroken - I always assumed it was the ex lovers of the bride (or groom), but alas it was the lack of good cakering.
I suppose some people really do get to have their cake AND eat it...because they stole it 🤣
You know my motto - "life is short - eat all the cake". It's not good advice for a diabetic though so please don't listen to me. Although that would still be a better way to go than death by hungration or your squirrel suit failing you as you go cliff diving.
There was a study conducted by the Institute of Applied Wedding Cake Eating by the head professor, the largecakeologist, which investigated the affects of smallcakeeatation upon humans. After much research it was proven that small cake eating (smallcakerationing) had adverse and irreversible affects on human beings and should be avoided at all cost.
We can't deny the facts right?
I like your motto a lot. I have one too:
Even smooshed cake is worth eating.
What say you?
I concur wholeheartedly! Smooshed cake is possibly even better.
Nope, can't argue with "the science" 🤣
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Science knows best, who are we to argue?