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Have we talked about this before Tom? Seriously. And the pink ones are easiest found in the two-packs. Always at the Target check out line. That's my theory exactly sir.

Someone goes home with extra lighters at the end of the night, totally Mornal. However, it's equally Mornal for the same lighter thief to "anyone lose a pink lighter?" With their hand in the air, twirling the thing around like it's a joke but it isn't. It worked perfectly!

'Thank you? That's mine.'

When I was a bartender my friend and I kept a box of empty lighters. When we had a chance we'd exchange a drunken customer's full one for one of the empties out of our box. I didn't buy a lighter for several years. I honest to God don't remember a single pink one in the box.