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Yeah, my mistake was always being caught red handed lol.
Small fines, but thank goodness never imprisoned.

I really only spent a couple of nights in jail. Always because I was roaring drunk.
More than a couple fines, mostly traffic.

Traffic fines I have a book of the stuff lol.
Yeah my most was 3 weeks awaiting trial because the legal system was clogged with cases and my case kept being postponed.
But Hallelujah as that was many years ago.

Hallelujah indeed! Me too. I've been sober 30 years and only been in jail one time in that stretch. A story for another time, most likely a whole post :)

Hahaha, almost the same here, but you beat me with 10 years Sir Tom.
My jail experience will also take a whole post lol.