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Quick survey...The right answers will gain you an enter anytime pass into Australia.

  1. Do you like awesome weather (yes/no)
  2. What does cobber mean?
  3. Can you say g'day properly?

Answer these things correctly and you're in!

  1. Yes
  2. cobber: to do something extremely Australian
  3. Yes: "GOOD DAY"

Ooo, so close, yet so far...

Cobber means a mate buddy or friend. Like with you I might say, g'day cobber or would you like another beer cobber?

So...g'day is pronounced more... without the good part. Sort of G....Day. Not Gee day...G-Day* So, you were close...I'll give you one more question to answer and if you get this right you can come in...

Is Australia an island, a continent, or both?

Both! That's easy.

You're in...GTG! Just show this at customs and say, g'day cobber, G-dog says I could come.

You'll breeze right through and they'll give you a free starter pack including a beer, some Vegemite, Tim Tams and some chicken salt.

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1 Yeah, I'm ok with great weather.

2: Bro. More than friend but less than family.

3: I actually worked with some Aussies for a couple of years so I learned to say it RIGHT. gud Eye.

You're in Cobber!

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Surly being English all I have to do is commit a crime and it's off to Aus with me:)

  1. Yup that,s why I now live in the tropics

  2. Mate, mucker, pal.

  3. Gudaiy, sport.

You're in mate...To be honest stealing a loaf of bread or apple would have done it, but you passed the test anyway! Drop my name at customs...You'll walk right through.

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Cool stick the oven on, I'll bring the pasties🥟

I think if you go down the 'commit a crime' route there is a downside... You have to share a dunnie... Always check beneath the seat for a funnel-web if you do!!!

Nowadays the criminals get sent to the North East of England where I live anyway!

Haha, Geordies, ain't too bad it's the guys across the way in Scouse land you have to worry about.
I've been sharing dunnies all my life with complete strangers so the occasional spider could be worse:)

LOL. Not far off the Geordies and Mackems. I'm in Teesside, we are anonymous really, except for Middlesbrough Football club, I do work with a lad called Scouse (you can guess his accent, right?) 'worry I do' haha.

I find most spiders quite beautiful and pretty friendly tbh... That doesn't mean I would 'like' to share my dunnie with one of course.

Great to cross paths again, all too often, we only get to catchup with people we haven't caught all week in the Weekend Engagement initiative, kinda why I love it :)

Ah, well I'm one of those southern softies and a Spurs fan, sometimes wonder why I bother because they haven't won a thing since I was a young lad.

I'm a bit distracted with getting my life in order as I'm leaving the Philippines in a few days so apologize for the slow response.

I've been to Australia and its amazing!

Unfortunately I'm one of the millions of Americans that's never been to Canada, so I'm not sure what it's like there. I mostly hear good things though.