No heck no not offensive.
Ok, just wondering cuz I'm only a mess between the tips of my hair and toenails, only hurts when I'm awake though so that's cool. The rest of me however remains in original factory settings.
Dear @bulldog-joy,
You never disappoint.
Sucks with the pain. I would prefer if you only feel pain when we exchange snippy comments and mine are more snippy.
Dear @dandays, my pleasure and glad we decided to push our 'Follow' buttons ;)