That's like taking a woman's...I've got nothing.
Lol...This made me smile.
I don't think a woman's hair works well either...I mean, there's places where there should be none and most women are pleased to be rid of it so...maybe a women's head-hair would work?
Ha, yes, a woman's head-hair was my intention. Mine is midway down my back now, and I'd be kind of irked if someone made off with it.
Oh yeah, I'd think you'd be a little distraught if someone hacked that lovely mane of yours off. I think you're safe though, no one world dare.