I thought this would be shit...but read your first line and realised I was fucken way off base. 🤣
(Never actually thought it'd be shit.)
I read this in a café with a fucken smile on my face the whole time until, rimjobber, and then I laughed out loud.
And this...hybrid tweaker.
You knocked it out of the park man, I'm adding a forth ecency points winner this week...I wonder who?
It's a classic rag to riches story. I'm waiting for a knock on the door from Ben Affleck buy the rights to screen write it The film shall be called "Oliver Twist".
Haha! Gold man...I sent it to the little group I'm in on Discord so they can enjoy it also, I see meesterboom has already voted on it, hopefully a couple of the other chaps do too. Great work man, cracked me up.
Thanks a million man. I enjoyed doing this one. It's was great fun. 🤣🤣