This is a good thing my bro, and you can teleport me there for sure! I think it'd be awesome to explore a new planet that has few people on it. I have something in mind like the Avatar planet, but with no fucken bad shit.
I like your non-hillbilly idea, it might be problematic if there's inbreeding so I'm glad you thought of it. Sway sounds like a legit dude to have around too. It all seems pretty good.
Now...If only we had that bloody teleport device.
When I wrote that teleport someone else dot point I'll be honest, I had it in mind that people would teleport others all over the place, like against their will just for fun. Something I'd probably do.