Baahahahahahahahah! I shouldn't laugh but, damn, you speak for all of us who have ever had the need to get a new phone. Personally, I look at all the things and apps on my phone as well and realise I only use about 4 or 5 of them regularly; why do I have four of five screens of apps? If the authenticator apps and Lyft worked on a dumbphone, I'd be all into that.
And yes, 100% to the plastic film screen-thing. I hate'em too.
Yeah, I figured people would relate to it...Such an annoying afternoon. (I was talking to myself like a mad man...mumbling and grumbling.)
I'm with you on the apps thing. I actually had a big cull and got rid of many. Just the bare essentials now. Bloody phones mate, I hate my reliance on the thing but it's there, I'll not lie. Fortunately I only have Hive as my social media so don't have to worry about Facebook and all. I don't understand how people have the time for that. Anyway, I'm happy with the phone, despite a few teething issues and screen protector bubble annoyance. 😭