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VII
Ren du Lot was happy. For a long time he had admired from afar the castle of the Duke de Piezankap (what a strange name, by the way). And now he was there, talking to the Duke and his son Harchtchy.
Of course, he was there to discuss the prenup contract before the wedding of Harchtchy and Bettonika, the son of Count Geussuizain Branleur.
The discussion did not last long, as both the Count and the Duke wanted the kids to keep their wealth separated.
To be able to draw the contract, he has to get all the names of the Duke and his son. So, he learned that the Duke's first name was Harmeh and that Harchtchy has the middle name Handrouzh. Apparently, it was a tradition in the Duke's family that all males have first names starting with an 'H'.
Afterward, the Duke proposed to Ren du Lot to visit part of the castle. During the visit, he learned that it was a copy of Marlinspike Hall, in Belgium, itself a copy of parts of the Château de Cheverny, in France.
On the back of the castle, he could admire the French formal gardens, and not far the river Dale, flowing languorously to the East.
Ren du Lot was happy.
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Ren du Lot, the shit lawyer, a serial shitposting fiction inspired by Torundel the Shitposter! by @katharsisdrill.
In this post, @katharsisdrill has provided the new picture of Ren du Lot.
Rules are:
211 words - Starting with the words "Ren du Lot" - First and last sentence are identical.
As I am not a native English speaker please inform me if something is misspelled, wrong, or just horrendous English, and I will see if I can fix it.
grammarly said that the tone is forceful, friendly, and joyful.
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
I was 22 years old and I had hair!
211 words, is that rule absolute? I wonder if I could do spin-off. Mort the Shit Manager... hmmmm...
This is the rule that @katharsisdrill established for himself and that we have adopted @stevec and me.
But there is nothing absolute, you are free to set your own rules.
It seems to me that "Mort" as a Manager should be called Mortimer, if he wants to be respected by the managed people ;-)
I'm OK with that rule and Mort has been born. Well, actually he's the manager from 'The Horrors of Kwiksave'. Let's call this a spin-off shit series hehe...
Runt Odel, The Little Shit, who is not happy with this marriage, is hoping for an invitation to the wedding. So much fun!!!
Foreign names can be strange things. Most of ours in the UK seem pretty simple in comparison.
At the end of the serial, I will explain how I chose those names.
But when will it end? I don't have any plan for where mine is going.
We will have to wait for a signal from our friend in København.
Hahaha. I'm I permitted to start my name with "H" too. Something like Hwilliams? Oops. Doesn't make sense 😂😂😂😂
Houilliams!
This sounds and look better 😀