Here is another ballpoint pen doodle for this #trippythursday
A new ear swab has been invented with novel features.
The main novel feature is the central core that collects the wax off the swabs.
Each swab absorbs earwax via a cellular osmosis bladder that funnels the wax to the central core.
It does take a while to funnel the wax (due to viscosity) thus the inventor had to put four swabs on the device. This way you can set it down overnight and let it slowly absorb the wax on each swab.
Meanwhile over time the wax gets compressed in the core into strange blocks.
It is also recommended to dip the swabs into various chemicals to help with the fermentation of the wax in the core.
After about a year the device needs to be opened to harvest the compressed and chelated ear wax.
Now you can just ship the cube of wax back to the device's manufacturer.
No one really quite knows what they do with the wax but there has been a new innovation in taffy candy as a trend. For some reason the taffy is even more stretchy and the artificial chemical flavoring is even more addicting...
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)
Sounds like the type of ingredients WIlly Wonka won't talk about...
The mystery meat ingredient labeled as "natural flavor".
Like a building block, awesome!
I've been helping my daughter build too many magnatile houses lately lol.