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RE: G-dog's weekend-engagement week five: Mystery item - [Win HIVE]

in OCD4 years ago

They found the Pharoah with 600year old lotion, tissue and left hand on its dick. This revolutionised jerking off in the field of archaeology and was actually the greatest discovery since dinosaur fossils.

The discovery shook the entire world and was dubbed "MP" or Masturbating Pharoah.
Fun fact: This the motivation behind the MP given to members of parliament in the UK because they're all fundamentally masturbating Pharaohs

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Lol! Love the reference to MP's...I think this goes for MP's and politicians world wide!