Lol...And here we go with the sperm them my brother seemed so eager to introduce to this message thread.
Pharoah sperm huh? Perfectly preserved and found in the sarcophagus of some 3000 year old crusty Pharoah mummy. Imagine the faces of those archaeologists when they dug this up. I wonder though, was the tomb of a Pharoah or some weird Pharoah-bukkake-party gone wrong?
They found the Pharoah with 600year old lotion, tissue and left hand on its dick. This revolutionised jerking off in the field of archaeology and was actually the greatest discovery since dinosaur fossils.
The discovery shook the entire world and was dubbed "MP" or Masturbating Pharoah.
Fun fact: This the motivation behind the MP given to members of parliament in the UK because they're all fundamentally masturbating Pharaohs
Lol! Love the reference to MP's...I think this goes for MP's and politicians world wide!