Lol...This made me laugh out loud! Well done as that's not something I do a lot.
Can you add Kenny G on your list? Maybe a bludgeoning with that saxophone of his. I'd also suggest you take a hammer to deal with MC Hammer.
Fuck it, just consider any choice of yours acceptable. Open season on shit singers.
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perfect. I do hammer training with a sledgehammer so that would be a pleasure. You know where kenny G's instrument will end up as well don't you ;)
Yep, a sledgie will work just nicely. Not too much force, but not too little either. Swing as hard as you can!
Oh yeah...Kenny will be able to fart out some great music after you're done...Or probably not.
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Jesus man! Not Kenny G!!!
What would we use to fill the silence whilst standing in elevators and in pretentiously twattish, expensive restaurants that describe themselves as bijou???
That guy just has to go...Sometimes hard decisions need to be made and sometimes, like in this case, the decisions are easily made.
You're a cold, hard man G-dog... A cold, hard, brutal man...
Note to self; hard decisions, easily made.
Lol.