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I can say with 100% surety he has not made one fire log, but has thrown most of it away. I even bought a big tote bin for him to toss my goodies into, but he is too lazy to even keep my treasures for me to inspect.

I do remember him asking me why I wrote "Even the Mailman Is Tired Of This Prank, Just Answer Your Phone." I change up the name area on the mail so much I often forget what I wrote.