Haha, believe me, you weren't the only one thinking this - my friends in Texas were mortified and really struggled with the "rewiring" of how to say Havvy as they were saying "Hayvey" in their mind for years before I told them!
I'll continue with the Bluffer's Guides if there's something I think needs addressing, which is why I did a couple of them in quick succession around the Hard Fork. Seemed to be prevalent that most users didn't know what was going on or what it meant at the time. There's certainly enough material to put together more guides here, just depends on what the average user would be interested in to begin with.
No comment on your final sentence there 🤐
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