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Hahahhaa I loved this. Such a gorgeous tail tale

Isn't that the best cat tail?

I almost said pussy. Glad I wasn't inappropriate.

You be inappropriate, never.....
meo00OOWww

Ahem... you...

:time out:

I searched [that P word] just now with the absolute, 100% intention of returning here with some sort of definition about a cat, kitten, feline, jungle cat, lion, lioness, anything other than that for you. It was all for you.

Strike!

Don't do it @sofs-su. Do not conduct the same search I did. The results were in no way affiliated to cat, kitten, feline, jungle cat, lion, lioness, etc. 🥶

:time in:

Were you trying to get your self cleared of those charges using a dictionary?
Tsk tsk.. and found nothing to prove your innocence.. Time out

"Guilty."