Well... Agua das pedras, pastel de nata and a coffee (Expresso, I'm assuming) ... You can ask for the Portuguese Passport heheheh They will just check if you're always late for everything and voila hehehe
Think that book title, has potential as well.
Hahaha!
I have to admit that I drink meia de leite, these days and that I'm usually on time. Working on that last part, as I know it's inpolite / not done.
Glad you like that book title. I knew you could relate :^)