Well... Agua das pedras, pastel de nata and a coffee (Expresso, I'm assuming) ... You can ask for the Portuguese Passport heheheh They will just check if you're always late for everything and voila hehehe
Hahaha!
I have to admit that I drink meia de leite, these days and that I'm usually on time. Working on that last part, as I know it's inpolite / not done.
Glad you like that book title. I knew you could relate :^)