Darn! You got me with this one... I'm definitely the guy who says a lot of "My English is bad" and "My Spanish is bad"... I'm not throwing that as an excuse, but more as lower the expectation of the "other side"... 😂
But, I do agree with you that most of the people on this planet talk broken English... probably more broken than mine... lol...
It may impress one or two but most of the time, will leave people confused. It also doesn't mean that you're stupid if you can't have a British accent. "
When I came to Spain, knowing very little Spanish, I had the impression that people are thinking that I'm stupid because I don't speak Spanish... It sounds weird, but that's how I felt... But, as you said, those people aren't worth having a conversation at all, so F%#$ them... lol...
It's time to stop saying your Spanish is bad :D but you know, like you said most of people on this planet talk broken English even more than us, so yeah haha.