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Like one of them tent maniacs living over there in them woods.

But seriously dude. Wtf were you doing? LOL!

Oh I was just out there one night drinking cheap whiskey and laughing at all the barges going by on the Ohio River. Haven't you ever done that before?

I laughed at a canoe once but it turned out to be Mr. Canoehead so there was nothing unusual about that and everything was normal.

Yep that definitely looks like situation normal to me.

Yes indeed. That's what I grew up with and that's why I'm so normal today.

I wish I'd grown up with Mr. Canoehead so I could've turned into more of a normal kind of person like you.

Just put on a diaper and watch the videos on Youtube. It's never too late.