Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is vikings!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
vikings,
As in,
Why are vikings always yelling in that funky rhythm? AAH AH … AAH AAH AAH … AH AAH AH … AH AH AH … AH
They’re yelling in Norse code.
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Which way did the Vikings take to get to America??
The NordicTrack!
I think it's funny that the Vikings football team is from the US Midwest, a place the Vikings probably didn't get to visit too often....
I've heard that at training camp, they only have those tiny cans of Coke because they only like mini sodas!
I was doing some research to come up with a viking pun and I discovered that there is no evidence that they wore helmets with horns. Do you HEAR ME? NO HELMETS WITH HORNS... Now that's just a bunch of bull!
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I was told a story of traders in school and got home to watch the Vikings