Hi pets, how do you do? Take this and enjoy your stay here. As you know life isn't for free so all you have to do is to promote the company that pays for your needs. Agreed?
It sounds good, says the rabbit, I had it with carrot. How about you dear friends? We can pretend to be best mates with the humans paying us the highest bribes. Agreed?
Why are you always in such a hurry?
The cat had it with the rabbit and it's huge demanding family. She rather lived life in peace without interferences of humans in need since that was what it was.
If a human offers you golden mountains and waves with notes you better beware, the tomcat replied.
Look, the dog growled, you know just like us that we aren't related and the negotiations can't take place this way. How about some decent suits for us before we discuss your offer?
Fine, the tailor will be present at the end of the day to take your measurements, the spokesman of the big concern declared. We meet again next week when we all are dressed neatly and look equal.
It happened exactly as agreed and this time the bribes were accepted with the promise to promote the generous donor although that never happened. The animals had found a great working method to rip off the ones who would rather pay than adopt them.
Adopt, don't bribe turned out to be a great slogan to manipulate and stimulate everyone who feels guilty.
17.11.24
prompt: @worldbuilder - bribes
Used: bing.com/create
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Quite a story 😂
🥰😊🤣🤣 so funny and interesting. To the animals know how to reject bribe