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But the results have left me in a state of deep gloom...

Gloom, denial, and a heaping helping of 'Are you fucking shitting me?'

There's a part of me that thinks: well, you asked for it, you'll get it. But then I remember that half the USA didn't vote for this

It's easy to think like that, there's plenty of that here too but life is always a lot messier than that.

Ha, no, that's definitely a thing here too. Every once in a while you'll still catch a glimpse of someone with their hair in curlers out and about.

Even to the supermarket?

Especially there. There's even a website dedicated to some of the more unusual stuff seen at Wal-Mart.

Hehe yes I know it 😁