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There was even a rock shaped like a butt plug in there. I wouldn’t be surprised if people sculpted them before they opened the cave for tours. At least that’s what I would do if I found a cave like this.

If I found a cave like that, I grow all my hair out for twenty years then jump out and scare people holding a massive rock dildo.

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Pretty much yeah, except I'd have stuck food in there.