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 8 months ago  

I believe it was a xanax. One for baby, one for dad.

#closethatmicnobodywantstoseethatshityoudirtybastard

I didn't know crows could get prescriptions, but it totally makes sense that they could forge their own. Probably works better than marijuana seeds.

I thought everyone wanted to see my #comedyopenmic!?

 8 months ago  

I think I heard once that people would feed their canaries marijuana seeds to make them sing. Don't know if that's true though.

What about #comedyopenheartsurgery? That could be fun(ny) to see. Especially stand up. Especially-er if the one getting the surgery was standing up.

The funniest parts of #comedyopenheartsurgery would probably need to be posted in video form on 3Speak. I'm working on some videos now, I'm sure I could find an available heart surgeon to assist with your idea.

I think canaries sing with or without the marijuana seeds, but they REALLY get into their performance after a few seeds to loosen them up.

#comedyopenmic #hashtagabuse