Oh don't worry I'm just as weird about my eating practices as they are. To prove it I just searched Dandy turkey bacon, Australia cuz I don't eat pork of course 😉 and although I didn't find it, I did find this help forum.
I can not make this stuff up!
That's F'ing hilarious!! uh.. wrong number, Matt.
Lol! That from searching Dandy Turkey bacon! Maybe Matthew is the Turkey. 🤔
I got another funny, look who the hell emailed me.
Hahah what the hell?
My sentiments exactly. Did you get that email? Wasn't until then I was reminded they have my email on file.
Politics.. "Bla bla fuckin bla, vote!"