Ever tried zooming in on a book or a magazine the same way you zoom in on google earth? Me either. What about vigorously shake all the Coca Cola product on display at the market like champagne in a championship locker room and then put it all back undetected? Ooh! I know—stabbed in the face. Raise your hand if you've been stabbed in the face.
It's kinda like being stabbed in the back but not really cuz you don't have to hear about it third hand to feel it. You'll see it coming. They take their sweet ass time, too, setting the trap.
Ha! Ha! Laughy / laughy. Chat - talk - chat. Friends this, thank you that, "I got your back bro" :knuckles: and then gouge your fuckin eyes out.
It's all my fault—Cardinal sin. I have only myself to blame. Bad seed in me strikes again. I hate it when I get all radical and commit despicable acts against humanity to which I'm subsequently required to explain myself when public humiliation ain't my thing if you know what I mean.
But it happened three times! If just once I'd call it a fluke, 'they must've been aiming for someone else's face and accidentally stabbed mine.' Two times however? I had a heart to heart with the mirror after two but 3 TIMES?!
You'll never..
I need to open up.
You'll never guess what I..
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!
#Unthinkable.
Think of the worst thing imaginable you could ever do to another human ever and multiply it by a gajillion.
That.
I didn't consume their content
I know! I know this!! Trust me I know. I feel so terribly about it right now I can barely type write terribly about it right now. I've thought long and hard about this one, hashtag NoExcuses; sick wife, Christmas, don't feel like it which is never a crowd favorite, holiday season and Hive meet-ups with friends like Brandt and Plantstoplanks is gibberish. I'm juggling three books right now which is nothing shy of a piss-poor excuse like fostering puppies plus life equals that's a big ONE. Never know what to expect when life does lifey things.
Earmuthafuckinrelevant!
I should've consumed your content. You have every right to stab me in the face and call me horrible names. I could park all four tires on top of a stranger in a wheelchair in a public parking garage and even then witnesses lined up to testify against me won't call me what you did. I especially appreciate multiple clinical diagnoses, thanks! I was unaware you practice medicine.
I've been consuming very little content lately that requires electricity to access if you must know but you know who else does not consume your content?
+/- 7 billion people. That's how many they've been saying occupy this planet ever since I landed. I don't know about your content views but let's assume they double mine. 200, fair enough? That means 6,999,999,800 people do not consume your content and you swung at me.
Why not Trafalgar or Haejin? Or Ranchorelaxo, go talk shit to him. He's probably your biggest supporter in recent weeks who doesn't consume your content.
Todays trending is primarily painted by Appreciator and OCD sightings. Once either or both of them curate your content you top the charts similar to Hendrickdegrote and Curie back in the day.
In trending waters you're circled by one or more or many more of the aforementioned whom you wouldn't dare take a swing at who like anyone tuned in, maximizes curation however they want. If you think they, the circling ones you relentlessly dance for consume your content, you're mistaken. But if going the fuck off on me helps you sleep then clickety clackety delete clickety clack backspace click send and saw logs.
I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and guess that someone, or three, had a go at you about not reading content. 🤔
By the way and completely off topic, we buy a brand of bacon called Dandy's and every time I'm looking for it in the supermarket I think of Dandays. So you are immortalised in bacon forever more, now.
I wasn't too obvious was I?
That's the coolest thing I read all week and I swear it has nothing to do with all I've had a face full of is Michael Pollen. Everyone loves bacon!
I feel the love and I like it. 💖
So glad, especially as I only now realise you could have been vegan, which would have been decidedly awkward...
Oh don't worry I'm just as weird about my eating practices as they are. To prove it I just searched Dandy turkey bacon, Australia cuz I don't eat pork of course 😉 and although I didn't find it, I did find this help forum.
I can not make this stuff up!
That's F'ing hilarious!! uh.. wrong number, Matt.
Lol! That from searching Dandy Turkey bacon! Maybe Matthew is the Turkey. 🤔
I got another funny, look who the hell emailed me.
Hahah what the hell?
These were also my thoughts, but I diverged at bacon until you said it reminded you of @dandays. I do have a fondness for bacon, and funny enough have a bacon brand that reminds me of someone as well. There is a brand of bacon called Bill Bailey's, which was my father-in-law's name. So, I smile every time I see it. Good to know, boater whose content we are or are not reading, we can come together about bacon. Ha ha ha.
I shoulda known you'd know minismalloldings already. Good eye. I'm a Turkey bacon kinda guy, turkey, and what's that about boater?
Alright, now you're gonna have to be slightly less vague. Without naming the city on you, you wouldn't happen to be near to 10 and 95 eh? I had a house in Bullhead for 7 years. 😘
Actually, not yet! Bit, since @minismallholdings seems to have a fondness for you and bacon, Inpromptly went and followed, as I feel you would have pointed me in that direction anyhow. I skipped the "middleman " and got right to following. Lol
Turkey bacon???? 🤢 I have tried, but will not, cannot eat that stuff. I will not, cannot, it's too tough. Sorry, getting a little green eggs on ya.
I live near the 10/215 FWY. Does that help narrow it down? I am about 3000 ft above sea level. :) this feels like a Carmen San Diego story line.
Shoooot. I did my apprenticeship right there off Waterman and Tippecanoe.
There exists such a thing as Turkey bacon?! I have never, ever heard of it in my life! I guess in a country where wild turkeys roam it should be a thing. Perhaps we should have kangaroo bacon here. 🤔
Funny. I just responded to the other one about turkey bacon. Fun fact: I can not type Turkey without this thing insisting I capitalize it.
Bacon. And sausage too.
Wait, so are saying there's no turkeys there?
Meant to write "wild" turkeys there. Adjusted now.
We have turkey, but we don't see them much in the supermarket unless it's this time of year. I occasionally see turkey drumsticks for sale throughout the year and turkey mince is common enough too (do you call it ground Turkey?). Never seen turkey bacon, though. Trying to think of they do turkey sausages, now. If they do, they'll be the small ones you can put in a bun.
I'm feeling your capitalisation pain right now too. Just had to change the 't' on all but one Turkey. And there it goes again!
Well that makes a lot more sense. Nah.. I'm not a city but at all can you tell?
Truth be told, wasn't until we started traveliving I realized how insanely catered to we are as Americans. Conveniences at our fingertips. Turkey sausage and Turkey bacon, that's nothin.. I had to go far far away to realize things like olives and kiwi are seasonal. 🤷🏼
Isn't it great when bacon can make you smile about someone you know?! 😁
Oh my gosh, yes! I mean it already is delicious-complementing any dish- amd to remind you of some in a positive way just puts it over the top!
That’s some awesome sounding bacon! I wonder if they sell it here lol
It puts a smile on my face whenever I see it. 😁
You know what @dandays it is all your fault. If you don’t want to get stabbed in the face stop being one of the coolest, easiest going guys on Hive that leaves the most awesome and intriguing messages (mostly humorous) when supporting a post.
When there’s people like you giving care and attention and showing appreciation folks get used to that and don’t want it to end. You need to become invincible so you can visit the posts of every author you are following daily. I know you can do this! You got this!
Okay now for the serious note, I figured out a long time ago that not everyone who votes or comments actually consumes the content they support. It’s usually obvious when reading some of the comments lol. It would be so much easier if we all just appreciated the times we do get visited by awesome people and realize that no one is obligated to do so.
RL keeps moving and doesn’t slow down so that we can always have the time to interact here. I commend you for the time you do give to read and comment and also for being realistic in knowing you have to take care of your family first. I hope your wife gets well real soon.
I love how you laid it all out here but still kept things confidential. Most of all I hope this rant and venting session helped let off some of that frustration and actually made you feel better. 😊
Every song that has "sugar" in it I'm dedicating to you this morning.
It's just us here, right? I don't think all my frustrations cleared the air until this comment. I so appreciate you right now I don't know how to respond.
I wish we could meet up for dinner or something, serious. I'm rarely speechless, I just can't sufficiently explain how grateful I am you stopped by.
I am so glad to hear that. As I was reading your post that’s seriously what I was thinking. You’re getting treated this way because of the type of person you are. Keep being YOU!
Thanks for the song, it’s the first I’ve heard of it!!
Maybe one day that can come true and we can meet up with you and your wife and have a blast!! That would be so cool!!!
Yay! 🤗
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Beautiful execution here. :P
!PIZZA
Always a pleasure when you stop by Adamada, thank you more than THIS.
You MONSTER!!! Of all the depraved, irresponsible, godless, and mean-spirited...
I can't even... how would you like it if we just quit consuming YOUR content!
Shit man, I'm just kidding, hey take it easy. You know we (well, I) just ain't gonna quit consuming your content. I mean, I gotta stay straight... It was just the shakes talking. I didn't mean it man, don't stop publishing. Don't hold out on me man!
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Well for a guy that hasn't been around for a week or so, you sure do know how to stir things up.
Great post and so lusciously filled with deceit, hidden agendas, sarcasm, and so many other things people so enjoy, this could be made into a Mini-Series.
The name of the mini-series could be What I think of what you think, or better yet FUCK YOU. Some of the stuff regarding what I refer to as a form of nepotism has been taking place since the inception of the blockchain we have decided to be an active member of.
Some stuff will never change and those that think it might are dreaming.
I do believe that the reason many of us still enjoy this platform is because of people like yourself that we enjoy becoming just a small part of their lives.
The entertainment as well as having a place to log in, and put memories into stone, for future generations of family to enjoy, keeps me coming back.
I can tell by the lack of banter about this post, you're just in it for the Big bucks. So no reply is necessary or expected. I know the way you roll my friend.
We continue to keep you guys in our prayers.
Say hello to the gal who has made you consider yourself the luckiest guy you know!
Since you tipped me I'll reply, I'm only here for the money.
Yoo! Happy Christmas season to the Jurg's. Both you and your wife, I can always count on positive and prayers from you both, thank you more than this paragraph.
Darnit, did I really? Shoot. I swear I didn't mean to, Sweed, really I didn't.
Mini series?! That's funny. Could you imagine? Only if people like yourself would drop me unrehearsed comments so I could bla bla run my thumbs about it.
Caught me off-guard dude. One I was like huh? But then three within hours of each other surprised me. I even caught an eyeful on discord around the same time. I think they should've rehearsed what they said to me in the mirror a few times before they clicked send.
My man.. as always the pleasure's mine.
Thank you for the prayers, you're in mine every day.
Fuck 'em! Hive is full of overinflated egos who think they they get big votes because they have some sort of creative talent!
Anyway enough about <insert your choice of name here>
I blame religion for wankers, if God had not given humans an unlimited sack full of sperm, perhaps people would think twice about being a wanker, as it is, they can be wankers forever with gay abandon knowing that that their cup will forever overfloweth.
I hope you, Pura and any waifs and strays you're currently fostering have a wonderful weekend and your better half is managing her condition.
As a heads up. I shall be posting at 21.37:42 GMT precisely <click here to add it to google calendar>
Be there or be a rhomboid.
Thanks for posting when you did, I was just despondently scrolling the 'new' feed and losing the will to live (on Hive!)
I laughed out loud, read all the wankers to her and she "I take it he's British?"
I appreciate your concern Nathen, thank you. She's had a couple good weeks now, no sugar whatsoever. That means none for me. Practice and discipline. No hospital visits that weren't scheduled.
I clicked on your article, WTF?!
My pleasure dude, thanks for checking on me when you did.
I love the tags you used in this 👌
Very fitting for the tone of the article
"Outofthinair" with a side of "love" and a dont give a two shits, so over it, mic drop "peaceout."
Awesome!
To quote fear and loathing in Las Vegas, "Don't take no guff from those swine."
That has to be my favorite Depp flick, either that or his character in Blow. Now that I've typed it out it seems I have an attraction toward Johnny Depp on drugs....
I hope you know how cool I think it is you noticed the #tags. Thanks Leaky!
#Deuces
Well he was on drugs in a lot of his movies lol
I rarely look at tags but something drew me there this time 😂
I always forget to check out the post tags! Now I’m going to have to!
Haha yeah I need to start doing that more often as well.
Your support for the HiveBuzz proposal this year has been much appreciated but it will end in a few days!
Do you mind renewing your vote for 2022 so the team can keep up with its work? Thank you!
Hey @dandays, https://peakd.com/me/proposals/199
Absolutely. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
!ENGAGE 100
!LOLZ
!LUV
!PIZZA
!BEER
Cheers @eii! I can always count on you.
You seriously should have given a bit of context for simpletons like me
🥺
Okay, that part where you shake the cococola and stuff got be rolling. 🤣
In your face humanity. Maybe I shouldn't br saying that.
But, just so you know, whoever swung at you would have me to go through first. You're a great guy spreading positive energy around, I wonder why anybody would want to wound you up.
Simpleton? I find that hard to believe.
What is up my man?? Thanks for checking this one out, I greatly appreciate the reblog. 👊🏼
Dude you've never been anything other than kind and welcoming to me but that one right there my friend may be the nicest to date. I won't forget that.
Thank you.
Hey Dan
You need to chill the F out 🤣🤣🤣
Would you look at that distance 😳
Pretty sure every time I get an upvote there ain't no fuckin way they read my post. I don't really care much as long as I have fun. Strangely I think anyone who decided to give ya the coca cola face slap probably doesn't read what they upvote anyway...
(I'm a cunt I've done that countless times at supermarkets to the 7up but never coca cola... Guess that means I'm prejudice against cola or maybe I just hate 7up?)
Anyway as always 3 thumbs up.
Oh and before I forget, Rubido#4861. Tried yurs but it kept saying I didn't exist👊
Yooo. Love me some Rubido visits. Thanks for the reblog. And thanks for checking this one out. It's a lot of fun with sparkling water too, just shake the whole case.
I sent you a friend request, must be case sensitive cuz yours didn't work either until I capitalized R. Probably some techy mumbo jumbo I don't know.
I've woken up to more spiteful message than I can count lately. I wish I was kidding. People I've known three and four years will be like 'if I don't make such and such I'm gonna bla bla' but I don't get to it for several hours so by the time I wake up, there's a whole series of messages.
About how I'm the worst person ever, clinically diagnosing me n shit, "have a nice life!" And whatever else they say. Yeah.. like that.
Ahh maybe Dandays Shoulda had a capital or summink, I often wake up to some fucked up messages. I even have a folder in my email account called Hate_Mail.
My replies are generally pretty straight forward.
And In times Like that I like to use My personal bible to let people know what to do or where to go.
Rubido 6:15 - May you be invaded rectally by a forest of Upside down Christmas Trees and may the resulting prolapse be nested in by Fire Ants.
The wisdom of that good book has never failed me.
Most people don't even bother to respond.
Fizzy Water is my next victim then!
Well we're making progress at least, all you gotta do now is accept the friend request. Then in like maybe a week I'll shoot you a line and maybe you can respond a couple months from now.
I didn't know it was case sensitive. I changed mine back to all lower case just now.
The wisdom in that book sounds genius. Only reason anyone wouldn't respond probably is cuz they're still trying to imagine beyond that first tree.
I thought cola had more bang than 7up.
Cola Has More bang but 7up is Remarkably WAAAY Stickier. I guess next time I should shake both up. Just to be fair.
I need to know how you know that! I wouldn't have thought there'd be a difference.
Dayyyummmm @dandays!
Dropping a GFD and a F and another F...you can fill in the rest of those appropriate swears. You've slammed this home, just excellent and those images, wow. So PUNCHY! I love it.
And I love seeing you in my comment section.
Welcome! I had a feeling I'd see you here so I freshened up a little and got my hair did :gleeeen:
That was my smile
Thanks F much, I ain't s-h'n. I've never F censored my A like this and needed the MF practice.
Why thank you. 😁
Any fresher and I'm getting out my chef knife to slice and dice. Grocery stores are getting lean and I need fresh meat.
I've never come so close to cursing, translating into letter mumbo jumbo was rough.
A few minutes ago I caught a piece by a new member who did a questionnaire thing. At the bottom she'd tagged about 20 rather popular authors to join the questionnaire thing. What I said was: Also, you learned rather quickly who to @mention.
Eh.. lol!!! What she said was thank you and how she's sorry her vote is nonexistent but I swear I read nonsexist at least five times. Going back and forth to her mentions like.. I'm pretty sure they're all women and read it again, "nonsexist" it says again. Look at the list again and they're still all women ithink.
Yeah. Like that.
It was either that or shit I don't see what the fuck the big motherfucking deal with curse words is.
right?You do know that @mention is an account from 2016,
Just get your PINK POWA PUMPING.
I've mentioned @mention three or four times now, I don't think they mind.
I don't think @mention minds being mentioned. Adds another @mention for good measure.
rant is this...?!?!?!? How serious were those 'stabs in the face'? I'm just wondering, as usual... Wondering about stuff I probably shouldn't wonder about, when wondering slips into the daily wonderful world of ours.Hey... Mr. @dandays... How serious of a
I'm going to un-read your post, then re-read it a few more times; but, first I want to make some coffee. NOT a WHOLE pot of brew... just about enough to make a cup and a half; for myself. Unless YOU show up at my door - that is... Then I'll brew another cup and bring it out to you, because I can't let you inside this place - it's a mess... Yet, I DID sweep and mop most of the floor yesterday. Probably because the temperature outside was over 60 degrees and that's rare for a December day in this neck-of-the-woods. This is NOT California here in the northeast USA, as you probably at least suspect...
ANYWAYzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Maybe I'll stop by later and leave another comment to keep myself fresh in your mind, in order to avoid becoming one of those who's content you fail to read in the future, thus sparing me anguish and impulsive malevolent thoughts about going out in a face stabbing rampage on the blockchain - risking everything...!!!!
It's the only reason I look for your content. You have way too much to lose and I'm all outta Norman Bates canvas. I saw you on that Curie feature. Don't! Risk! It!
It wasn't too serious, maybe, well.... did it appear serious? Nah.. Dammit now you got me wondering not to be confused with wandering cuz :cough: you know how that goes and wash your hands. California's so predictable anyway. "82" yata yata.
ANYWAYzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
thank you.iheart these @Angryman visits to the point I won't talk shit about how few and far between they are. Always a pleasure when you stop by,
Yay! 🤗
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My god you're a monster. How are they ever going to pay their rent? Where can I send a donation to keep these poor starving artists just barely afloat in this raging river of content?
You're sneaky, you. I almost almost fell for it!
@ oh!! Again. Damn you're good!
Not all monsters suck. :Rawr: <-- C'mon. Always a pleasure when you stop by Brandt.
That's funny, I have a picture that's almost identical to yours:
Dang! A little zoom on yours and I can't tell. That is wild.
It's totally unfair.
Are you ousting @otherbrandt for @dandays, since he's got a darker heart it seems?
:coughullshit:
Dang.. I guess I never really noticed
I see red in there. You faker. You don't have a fully black heart and have disqualified yourself.
I do like the marker/sharpie slashed heart though.
I know it. There I go again all sweet like click this.
See... I'm not that bad.
Did someone say heart of darkness? Here I am.
attempted takeover.@dandays is angling into your heart of darkness,
He's got a heart of gold. Can't believe anything he says, you probably think he lives in a tent too.
No. Go back to your warm, comfortable, clean linen having motel room.
That doesn't sound like tent living to me.
That was just a one-night stand. Can't a guy ever get laid in a halfway decent environment? Not everyone wants to go out into the woods at night with a stranger you know ;)
Well, you know how it is... Everyone's equal but some are more equal than others. 😆
Hey what's up Trincowski? Eqwhat? Thanks for checking this one out.
Are concerts up and running in Portugal?
I honestly don't know. If I have to wear a mask and show vaccine certificates to enter, I don't go.
Ahhh.. no way, dammit. Can't enter venues without vaccines? Is that how it is with restaurants and theaters too?
There was a mandate like that only in the downtown area here for about a month but for whatever reason it expressed in Dec 4. It was only within a few city streets so we just didn't go in those streets. They don't even have plexiglass up anymore at the registers in Tennessee.
Those few streets downtown, though, they had really weird signs for about a month.
Yes, it's getting pretty ridiculous over here. I just go outside, to the parks or the beach and don't enter any establishment nowadays. Only the grocery store and the café. They don't ask for certificates. 🤭
Now, there, that’s a RANT. Hope you got your stab wounds wound up (like bandages bro) so that you’re no longer so wound up!
I'm glad you enjoyed this one, thank you. Rant?! Well this is embarrassing. I meant to post in ladybug quilting community. 🥶
We haven't met yet, thanks for finding me, good thing I brushed my teeth before I responded geez. Welcome to the blockchain. Check you out all in your second month already like This Girl is On Fiiiirrree!
Seems someone wore their asshole shoes and didn't say 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔.
No thank you necessary. Fantastic work
Hmmm I was waaay off, but I did discover that I have a very dark, depraved side when considering actions that one could possibly take in the face of someone we bear ill will towards... Who knew?
Here's the simple understanding that my little mind has... We all have the freedom (read it twice, it's goin' outta fashion) to use the blockchain, our stake, and our time in any way we deem fit. Those of us who are decent have a couple of other ethical standards that we hold ourselves too alongside this, but it's pretty true anyway.
Even with the best will in the world we couldn't possibly be everywhere we would like/want to be on the blockchain if we sat in front of the screen 24/7. I often say to people when we cross paths, I lost track of them, it happens. I sometimes apologise to others they sometimes apologise to me but no apology is ever necessary as we all have lives or jobs or illnesses or families and stuff going on ... I know you know this.
I guess what I am really saying, (I'm not really approaching anything vaguely resembling a point, am I?) is that sometimes people take shiz personally or see an ulterior motive or a slight where none exists. I choose to see things the exact opposite way, even when somebody is throwing javelins at my head... I'm like...
"Oh they must not have seen me standing there!"
I once invented a hashtag myself inspired by no one and helped by only the power of my own brilliant mind.
#ClassATM
I'll explain it to you next time we cross paths (unless I am ignoring you deliberately of course).
Damn them Brits are cool!!Damn them Brits are cool!! It takes a special someone to blast #ClassATM so smooth I'm like I can't do that. Mine's always more of a little brother syndrome, less than 200 year old nation type middle finger flyer, watch: #ClassATM.
See what I mean?
Wassup Steven? Been awhile, I didn't lose track of you or anything but it's been awhile since I told you your character count doesn't scare me.
Yeah man they tripped me out. I wasn't sure about this one. I wouldn't name drop in this situation, I just put this together more of a "wtf can you hear yourself?" and I already received one apology. That's cool, not like a Brit but still cool.
What's goin on over there? Pretty Christmas busy like the rest of us? Thanks for keeping up with me dude.
👊🏼
Whut??? Not a bit of it Mister, 'thanks' be the least necessary commodity of all. I tried unconsuming your content but I had a strange sensation akin to 'caffeine withdrawal', it even made me chakra itch, so grudgingly, I crawled back on all 8's (oh crap, forgot to update you, I'm now a cephalopod... long story... weird surgery... satisfying selfies).
I remember a weird 'resonance' reading my first Double D post, then I went through an odd withdrawal when I believed you had left the blockchain for good, kinda like puberty but with teeth! Thankfully, I later realised my compatriots were trying to add your distinctiveness to our British collective (kinda like the borg).
Very happy you made it back, very happy you are pretty much ever-present these days despite 'life-stuff'. When it co0mes to meeting some rare, awesome global peopelz the blockchain frikkin' rocks!
Yup, Christmas stuff be all consuming, I work 23rd to the morning of the 27th this year lol, so rota sucks but my family categorically doesn't, so things been a little hectic earlier this year in order to finish up before going back to work. I am sure we will have an awesome time in-between shifts either way.
Gonna start 2022 getting my health in check, in order to add a few years beyond 50 to my
wingspanlifespan and learn some serious writing skills in order to quit the world of work which has become unconducive to my health.Twas supposed to be a 1 or 2 sentence reply but, ya know!
That was a bloody pompous, British way of sayin' I'm thankful for you dude, you add spice, colour and humour to life... Long may it continue Brother 😃👍
!PIZZA
Oh yeah? Toe-to-toe eh?! How many times I gotta tell you your character count don't scare me CHAP!
I knew it! I can spot a cute cuttlefishes from great distances like spotting parents who take so many photos of their kids they've adapted to being on film so well they're comfortable sending genitalia shots by age 12. "Say cheeeeeeesse!" :twinkle:
You humbled me so British-like just now. Honored. I think highly of you too, I'm glad we met and it's my pleasure to put good thoughts in your head about me. Thank you. I'm really glad you think so and everything else you want me to say right here cuz thank you never cuts the check. We're scheduled to be back there April'ish, I got you in my sights.
Do you find yourself daily doing things like questioning why those who share your dna aren't remotely close to being as compassionate, welcoming, hospitable, etcetera as your virtual friends? Neither do I.
I've had a couple people talk to me about that break. What a strange time that was. It felt necessary to remove myself. That was a long break, 7 months. 7 months locked up over there without a vehicle, yata yata, staring at the same walls every day all fucking day. I wasn't my normal self, we were doing weird shit like watching Netflix specials when neither of us (to this day) own TV's. I couldn't go to the gym for 7 months. Not like you don't live there or anything and know first hand what it was like.. The few times I tried to write some words it was dark and angry and argumentative even more than now. Had to remove myself.
That's the explanation in case I haven't told you yet. Plus it gives me the opportunity to say:
Thank you for your patience Steve. 👊🏼
No not patience... Enjoying the slow-burn anticipation 😉👍
Yeah, I often think about that time, it really is just like house-arrest in a foreign land. I can imagine your description of it being mentally difficult maybe not even doing the reality of the situation justice!
Boris's evil henchman and the """scientists""" almost had us in lockdown again but a few oh his own cabinet with traditional views rebelled and put him on notice. Between you and me, *(fairly certain no-one else is listening) I think his days are numbered anyway, there is a slow release of scandals being released... drip...drip...drip... Strange timing indeed.
Wai, say what? A politician involved in a scandal?
Yeah ok whatever dude, wink wink funny guy.
Check me out. Back to back on the same comment.
I accidentally clicked reply on that last one but it was at 325 characters already anyway and the only way I can compete with the chains gangster character count typer is not simply by typing run on sentences but just doing what we do not once but twice—ka'pow!
Did I understand that correctly? You're off right now and scheduled to return right in the middle of Christmas week? What the hell kinda scheduling does that?
You know how weird I am about exercise right? Hey dude if you need any tips or tricks, help suggestions, whatever it is you're working shoot me a line. I love that stuff, I might already figured out a few things to save you time. There's things to consider. Strength training and conditioning is easy to learn. Good for you dude, congratulations. Try not to forget all that other shit needs exercise, too; lungs, heart, kidneys, veins. Bla bla bla all that stuff. I got you. 👍🏿 dandays#6299. Any time.
550 something characters across not one but two replies to the same comment in case you lost track cuz you're StevenMuthaFuckinWood and it's the least I can do that's why.
I believe our cousins across the pond (of which I believe you must be designated one) describe it as cruel and unusual punishment! It is a 24 hour plant, so there is always 1 of 4 shifts present and yup we got the shift pattern from hell this year. There was a sweepstakes kind of deal whereby we each put our name in to a random number generator to "win" days off over the festive period.
Alas, my conscience wouldn't allow me to take part as there are so many people with small kids that I could not see myself gain the time off over Christmas ahead of them.
There are times when I would respond to such a kind offer with a thanks but never actually ask for help, believing it to be a well meaning gesture with no real intent behind it, on this occasion I believe the offer to be so sincere and generously offered that I may well ask for those tips in the new year. At the risk of sounding like a wet, soggy leaf of lettuce, I am so utterly grateful and really quite touched by that, man. 🙂
How many characters can the blockchain actually take, by the way?
There's only one to find out, right? 😏
Yeah of course. I'm serious, so you would have to be too. Get in a routine, a rhythm, things like that with patterns and goals. Then shoot me a line. It's just like any other addiction. I don't need to elaborate on that.
Weeellllll..... Dude that's different. They call those 'rolling 40's' here or 4-10's here depending on the hours. Yeah that sucks you got the shitty days for Christmas this year but I didn't understand the plant.
Is this a tar and feathers or a torches and pitchforks occasion?
I laughed out loud. You're the best Jethro. The sayings you got and words like critters and dohickeys, love it. Good thing tar and torches are separated.
I am still trying to figure out why the guy in the wheelchair had to take a hit..?
Cuz it's my spot! 450 lbs of chic filet diet shouldn't qualify for a placard but it does when if anyone could use the extra steps it ain't the one-legged bastard.
I am soooo confused I feel dumb.
I mean I get the point of your rant post. I am sure it was great. But I do not read your content. I just look at the pretty pictures... Lmao
juss' kiddin'
Hey Krazy-Dude, you be talkin' about "that American", right?
Ah crap! Know your audience Steven... D'oh!
Good to see ya man :)
It seems you and I share a commonality, to not see out next year in our current work situation... Bloody good luck with that man. Wishing the very best to you and yours this festive season from me and mine, hope 2022 is epic too (although the bench hasn't been raised that high of late lol) should be easy to have a better one.
The future is bright though I hear Grandpa Biden knocked 3 cents off of gas prices with only the power of his mind!
!PIZZA
I'm well aware you don't read my posts, Randy. You've never had anything to say about my cat videos with the tape and lighter fluid and, ah forget it, you're probably not reading this.
Check out 1, 2, 5 & 6. Everyone who's too fat to walk are in my parking spot.
Legally!
Oh gosh now I want to know who had a go at you! Nice way to vent back! Hendrickdegrote... gosh I recall that name! I wonder what happened to him. Funny old place, HIVE. At least there's people like you around 😘
Ok so I might get all giddy, smiley, laughy when Riverflows stops by. Thanks for checkin me out.
Hendrick, that account was big time back then but they're even bigger now. I figured that was Ned or steemit Inc. or one of them.
Glad my you appreciate my vent. 💖 I received one apology so far, wasn't expecting that!
Sorry I don't stop by more often, thanks for not biting my hide off about it. You're always refreshing.
Oh I'd never do that. I write a lot - it's hard to keep up with me, plus, you aren't expected to love all the crap I write ahah! Aw, that's sweet you got an apology. Everyone makes mistakes. I like the way you dealt with it - no tagging or name calling, just a way of expressing how you felt with just a little bit of anger, but nothing that wouldn't simmer down in the end. :) Kisses back.
This is what I mean. You're just so dang sweet!
When I see you I envision yoga on top of the van and wonder why Tasmania over England only cuz we're scheduled for England. Speaking of, they're paying ridiculously over starting price here too. I don't even call it asking anymore, it's a starting price.
Oh I know, it so is! Here in Vic, we have bidding, so the realo (Aussie for real estate agent) will let you know the current bid and give you a chance to beat it, auction style, until you are the last man standing. In Tassie, it's more like a secret ballot - everyone puts in a bid and it goes to the highest. So the 1.1 house we were looking at, which we would have stretched to 1.15 mil, went for 1.3, because someone obviously had heaps of dosh and went 'fuck it, I want it'. Sigh. It's a sellers market - but that bodes well for selling our place!
I don't want to live in England - it's crowded, cold, and has it's own issues. I've lived there before and whilst I miss it awfully and love visiting there, I just want my breathing space near the wilds. Also, my family are here and I dont want to be that far away from them - at least from Tassie it's a quick flight from Hobart to Melbourne and I can be home in a few hours.
That killer flight from the UK - and now with the pandemic - that's rough. If we were rich we'd do half half. Maybe we still will, but need to get settled in our forever home first. Somethign easier to rent out with a smaller, more manageable garden, perhaps.
You're headed to England?
That. Elbow to elbow there, cold, and that white sky is worse than dreary. And on that note, yes. Funny. I love Brits though. Hence I married one. 💖
Yeah we're gonna get set up over there early next year. Pura's real sick and the US is the place you wanna be when you're real sick.
In a perfect world we'd land a flat, then two, rent them both out and have flexibility to tour between EU and where you are while calling UK home. Her family's all in California though so it's gonna be tough.
Hey at least you got the country part figured out, I can't sit still Riverflows I'm terrible at it. Those purchasing ideas I just said are all hers.
I mean, Spring in England can be freaking stunning! And hotter than you'd think! Last March I spent the entire time moaning and looking for swimming holes - I don't know if you recall me being stuck there!
I didn't know Pura was a Brit!!!!! How did I miss that? Whereabouts? Did you know I was married to one too? I'm so sorry to hear she was ill! I missed that too! Now I'm feeling really awful!
Hello there Mr. Dan, phew, now that was a tough one. I have often thought about writing a post to just rant on and on, but I just don't have it in me. I can't write one word here if I am not feeling happy, it just takes the fun out of why I stick around #hive. I will leave the rants to you, you are very good at it.
Sounds like Pura is still struggling, sorry to that. Let her know I was thinking of her, praying all the time for both of you.
Now come down young man, life is short and Santa maybe reading your content, I know I do.😁
iheart @farm-mom visits❗️
Thank you. How in the heck is the blockchains coolest grandma this am?
I do. I never let your well wishes and prayers go unheard, I relay every one of them. Thank you for keeping them coming.
Did I come across kinda heated? 🥶 Lot heated? I threw in a couple one liners, anger blanketed humor didn't it? Danget! You know what the problem is ithink? What do you think?
They forget I'm not just an illuminated screen.
BIG HUGE one farm-mom.
Well shit I’m going to have to do some detective work to figure out what the hell is going on here! Whatever it is sounds pretty stupid of someone to get mad lol.
What the fuck bro??? You didn’t look or comment on my Splinterlands post?! You’re an ass!
They didn't just get mad Cmplxty, they went off on me. One of'em I've been engaging with nearly 4 years, I woke up to a collection of messages about a week ago about how I'm the worst, I'm this and I'm that, "have a nice life!" Whatever else. Well I thought for sure it was a joke.
Nope.
And since I thought it was a joke that made everything worse.
I'm a rookie at this social media stuff but no one's ever done to me. First time it happens it's three different people within two days of each other, bang, bang bang.
You post so much dude, I'm lucky to make the music ones then the walk ones... Well then each time there's a fishing one with your son and that's only 3 days.
Hahah I'm joking with you dude! I don't care, life happens man!
People need to chill the fuck out jeez, this isn't brain surgery!
Copy that.
Know what I think when I see you around? Not what you think. You consistently blur your boys face. 👊🏼
I'm not a parent, I only see things from the outside which is more often than not the clearest view, but more parents should do that.
Thanks man, I know what you mean. I don’t think that we should be posting the kids all over the place for various reasons but I try to keep some sort of privacy with this stuff.
I’ve had to adjust my goals and stuff along the way with what goes on with him but I’m hoping that I’m doing the best I can.
Mr D, in between all my busyness, I've really missed seeing you and wondered how Pura is doing?
It's like someone put an evil spell on us as things just keep on happening that we've never ever experienced, over and over, taking up precious hours having to resolve, so I've been feeling quite despondent of late. It was an effort putting up Christmas decorations in the guest cottage.
I've not had much time to even read posts of some of my favourite people (you're on that list by the way) as the Silver Bloggers of course is my responsibility so that's one of my duties. How refreshing when something good turns up there, and that has been happening lately.
Anyway...talking about those big whales, back in the day when I was a starry-eyed noob, I naively believed they were the nicest people who must have enjoyed reading my post when they gave those big upvotes; but I was totally gobsmacked and disillusioned to find out how very wrong I was!
Take good care of yourself too! Anyways @dandays, wish I could wave a magic wand and help your Pura, but you both are in my prayers.
She just said "awwe, thank you! Merry Christmas."
Lizelle I'd rather not publish winded rants like that. I'm more comfortable cracking jokes or something else, even the jokes I squeezed in this one got outweighed by frustration. I'd rather not do that.
Thank you for the reblog. You can skim, skip, enjoy, get pissed off at anything I release, I'll never question you like that. I appreciate the time you do give me. One of'em that went off on me I've been engaging with nearly 4 years both on and off chain and just like a switch, o.f.f. Not sure what I missed.
I pass your messages to Pura every time. Thank you Lizelle.
the nosey me is really intrigued now... I suck at consuming content as you're probably aware when I hardly comment on your post 😛
Anyway, there's always drama on Hive never a dull moment. Just went through one this week, I've gotten so used to it now. And I figured it's pointless talking to people sometimes when they're so full of themselves.
Chill out!!
Yeah but you're always worth the wait.
Do you deal with this same type of stuff? I'm so new to the whole social media thing still, these things kinda weird me out. I've been pleasantly surprised in this comment section though. Thank you.
I hadn't experienced that one yet and then all three bam, bam, bam within days of each other. What the...??
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You've got more important things and people in your life to care about, plus you can never control what people say and how they think, and so don't let them upset you. I'm sure you know by now, and even before this post, how much support you get on the chain
Don't be surprised if I stop by discord more often like "I feel better already."
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Fun read, and good point. I often reflect on the inordinate ratio of content to attention.
Pleasure to be met.. Welcome to day three on the Block, joint wasn't the same without you.Hey wassup @zialuna, thanks a lot. I'm glad you enjoyed this one. The subject matter of my content is all over the place, even I don't know what I'll talk about next but you can typically count on some laughs. I'm telling you this because we haven't met yet. I'm @dandays - The Luckiest Guy I Know.
Yeah I don't know Wtf got into me. I considered taking a break from the platform but last time I did that it lasted 7 months. I'd rather not repeat that. Just so much stuff going on at the same time. So I've relaxed consuming instead which is working out real well actually, thanks for asking. Unfortunately some people are so virtually sensitive they forget how easy it is to pull their panties outta their ass. ;D
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