I know. Much more my style.
I'm so not outdoorsy unless singletracks and mountain bikes count.
When I was a kid I'd go fishing several hours away with my grandparents. We'd stay for a couple weeks or a month or whatever in their motorhome. Grandpa had a tent too. I set it up every year, just didn't really sleep in it more than a few times cuz it was too cold.
Yup. That's about it.
It's the snake thing and whatever other critters.
You are not an outdoorsy type at all. Glam pink princess all the way.