You MONSTER!!! Of all the depraved, irresponsible, godless, and mean-spirited...
I can't even... how would you like it if we just quit consuming YOUR content!
Shit man, I'm just kidding, hey take it easy. You know we (well, I) just ain't gonna quit consuming your content. I mean, I gotta stay straight... It was just the shakes talking. I didn't mean it man, don't stop publishing. Don't hold out on me man!