Seriously Lingerie creates Christmas dreams.
Until now I thought only the ladies wear lingerie. I should consider being less sexist next year.
That was disgusting. Not your description of what you wear to bed ya filthy animal, the other end. Dude. One time I've been food poisoned. Good part about that one time is one time several years prior I thought I had food poisoning. Negative, that was a heat stroke.
Pura and I both dude. One toilet. I know all about holding a brown grocery bag while crunched uncomfortably. That was probably 4 years ago, I haven't eaten store bough salsa since! I don't even :censored: look at it.
Ima give you a title for a future book or article or wherever you wanna use it but only because it's Christmas. Don't say I never gave you anything Redneck in France.
Ho! Hoe! Hoooooooo!
Yeah you should try it, it's amazing what they make in men's sizes these days. I got a real nice lacy number for this year.
The grocery bag is a classic. I always try to keep some handy just in case. Food poisoning is fuckin awful thankfully I missed it, we ate the same food but I drew the lucky straw.
Salsa is a big offender, I don't know what shit they put in there but you are not the first person I know who's had the same thing happen.
Now if you'll excuse me I gotta got put my face on.
Might change the title to
A Sexy Redneck in France
Is it festive red and green or no?
Of course I even got got bells on it
They'll hear you coming.
As long as it ain't the bacon that's what I'm hoping. Gonna keep the whole village up tonight