Yeah you should try it, it's amazing what they make in men's sizes these days. I got a real nice lacy number for this year.
The grocery bag is a classic. I always try to keep some handy just in case. Food poisoning is fuckin awful thankfully I missed it, we ate the same food but I drew the lucky straw.
Salsa is a big offender, I don't know what shit they put in there but you are not the first person I know who's had the same thing happen.
Now if you'll excuse me I gotta got put my face on.
Might change the title to
A Sexy Redneck in France
Is it festive red and green or no?
Of course I even got got bells on it
They'll hear you coming.
As long as it ain't the bacon that's what I'm hoping. Gonna keep the whole village up tonight